If something you need to find ... happened.
I needed laugh, reached a IANOS and walk in a book that I read more about this old blog to other like George is your man if not mistaken Joined lily
not belong in the category of books that will chosen, but some discussions with friends, not related to the book, but deals with issues, which the summary on the back, some unanswered questions, curiosity persuaded me to buy and read a anasa.Kyrios convinced me-to tell the truth, this "Guide for the woman who wants keep intact their personality in a relationship "
1-2 passages of the book that made me laugh too: How to pretend that you orgasm
(Instructions for the show)
1) lifted off your back at an angle of 45 degrees and pant like a dog
2) 1-2 distasteful recited quotes from a vkatigorias inappropriate work
3) And basically "Yeah yeah yeah ... louder louder .. do not stop" Then you immediately wanted to throw a reverse to the nearest xegyrismeni Cushion
4) Mix it! (I mean the 1-2-3) Men like variety
5) XEHNAS TO VYZAINEIS your finger
6) And now the graphic description: Ask Whose is "IT" and assured him that is his!!
7) If you change its stance if it stops to rest, or if you get to drink water, do not give importance and continued to shriek like to NA j !!!!!!!
8) And now for the supposed climax: shrieked as if possessed and began those Kegel exercises tighten tighten ... .. left ... left ...
9) after sex DO NOT forget to chat .. You had two other men before him. (OK, very treis.Alla this is your last offer)
Warning If the guy read this page, you will have the opposite effect.
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
Cooking. .. (Love passes from the stomach) <------αλλαγή από καλό κορίτσι σε bitch Pop corn a la carte 1)βάζεις τη σακκούλα στο φούρνο μικροκυμάτων 2)Όταν όλοι οι σπόροι σκάσουν βγάζεις το ποπ κορν προσεκτικά επειδή καίει πολύ 3)Φροντίζεις να φοράς γάντι κουζίνας,ποδιά και να κρατάς σπάτουλα,με τη βοήθεια της οποίας θα βγάλεις τη σακκούλα απ το φούρνο.Αυτό όχι μόνο θα εντυπωσιάσει τον καλεσμένο σου,αλλά θα του δείξει ότι πραγματικά ξέρεις τι κάνεις. Αμ το ποπ κορν κάηκε...αφαίρεσε το καμένο μέρος...σερβίρισε το ροδοψημένο στον καλεσμένο σου και μετά Tune cooking time to build a new bag for yourself
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Anyway let's also seen as a response to those friends many times discussed how to why the "given" why not, why so and not otherwise ... I started and I now believe that fault
The "good girl" thinks that leaving something to get something better in return.
abandons control of its own zois.Otan comes to getting what we expect, lead n apogoiteftei.Ektos that is left empty-handed also emptied and batteries.
esteem! Nothing else.
Dedicated to me and friends ... and known and unknown wondered who discussed the same ... have left their lives.
(indeed I think that is the meaning of the book, not how to wrap a ... if that purpose is then not worth the trouble)
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